1. Their food tastes really bad2. The food gives ya'll diarrhea
3. They put instructions on the machinery for people who can't speak English, which causes tons of injuries a year.
4. They don't have that rule anymore that gives you free stuff if they don't make your food blazingly fast.
5. The bathrooms always have fecal matter on the floors.
6. They use human meat instead of animal meat (Has become trendy since Y2K)
7. They have free Wi-Fi which only allows you to search their website.
8. In more than 27 billion locations world wide, 45% of their workers are real robots.
9. They changed the Big Mac, from 20 spoons of mayonnaise to 45 spoons of mayonnaise.
10. They created a video game which no one played.
To the left you can see Willard Scott dressed to kill in that amazing costume designed by Dumpy & Guffana.
FROM CHICKEN TO BEEF: 40 SOMETHING YEARS LATER
To the right you can see Carrot Top as the new 2010 mascot of McDonalds. When asked if he would do it, he said "My hair is pretty much considered red! Oh, hells bells I'll do it! GO BEEF!"
McDonalds Chairman & CEO James A. Skinner said in an interview that the idea behind the premises, was to get children to stay in shape and promote health within.
When he was asked to come up with a new look for Carrot McTop
he said "ahhhhh forget it, I'll just paint the stuff on for a more natural look." Skinner abides.
Behind the scenes, however, was a different story in which Skinner had a hundred children locked in his basement eating what he called "Big Mucks" a 20 thousand calorie burger which consisted of lard, schlurp, glurp and...muck.
Other runners up were John Candy, but were outed almost right away because of the growing concern of obesity in the United States:
"I like my burgers deep fried and shat on!"
-John Candy Uncle Buck 1989
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